whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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