Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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