You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
