YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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