I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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