Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
We need to get me chipped asap
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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