You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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