I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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