Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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