I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I wear drunk well.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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