What a fucking waste of an outfit
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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