Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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