CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
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I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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