Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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