Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
