I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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