Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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