doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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