So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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