great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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