I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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