So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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