Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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