You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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