Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Your penis caused this!
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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