There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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