what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
either way he was missing a nipple.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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