Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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