Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Ladies don't puke and tell
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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