I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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