question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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