Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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