Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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