just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
My vagina just clenched in fear
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