I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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