I want to have your abortion
I feel like abortions should bother me more
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
