yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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