im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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