will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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