SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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