two words: eviction party
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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