If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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