in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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