Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm passing your future prison.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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