THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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