The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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