32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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