Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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