Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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