i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Randomize
