We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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